Pancake Bum

A bum that has no fat on it what so ever and resembles the shape of a pancake.

Hot Guy 1: "Holy shit is that a piece of wood!?"
Hot Guy 2: "Nah, that's just Shakira's Pancake Bum."

*Sees Shakira walking down the street*
"YO PANCAKE ASS!"

Sexy British Man With a Bumchin: "Let's fuck!"
Shakira: *Melts*
Sexy British Man With a Bumchin: "LOLJOKES, my chin is bigger than your ass."

Pancake Bum by WELOVEYOUSHAKIE! June 29, 2011

schmock and a pancake 

partaking in weed smoking and eating pancakes

you wanna schmock and a pancake tonight?

schmock and a pancake by dublevision February 21, 2004

Tits on a pancake 

It's basically the best thing in the world. Everyone loves tits, girls either like theirs or want bigger ones so they will like them more, gay guys even like tits. Everyone in the world loves pancakes. They may not call them pancakes but everyone has their own version. Basically you put the two together and it just doesn't get any better then that.

Sex with her was tits on a pancake.

Tits on a pancake by Bobby O'Shea Joe Dirte July 8, 2009

Pancake Bottom 

a flat ass commonly seen on white girls

Why would I be attracted to Sara? White girl gotta pancake bottom, and I need a big ol' ledge booty!

Pancake Bottom by Paul Thundergod July 31, 2007

Banana Pancake 

When a girlfriend, significant other, fuck buddy etc sits on your lap at a crowded social event or in an automobile, and manages to compress your penis, flattening it in an uncomfortable and unorthodox position.

Babe, you gotta scooch over a bit, I got a banana pancake going on right now.

"Making banana pancakes, pretend like it's the weekend now..."
-Jack Johnson

Banana Pancake by Hebsteingway April 27, 2011

Pancake Cock Block 

When you are cock blocked so bad your penis goes flat to the point where you actually don't want to fuck that chick anymore.

Damn man, I just got pancake cock blocked by that chick. I think Ima go because I don't even feel like gettin it in anymore.

Pancake Cock Block by PHilthy Philatio October 15, 2009

Louisiana Pancake (LP) 

The act of taking a poo on someone's chest and then sitting on it to flatten it like a pancake.

Kate just gave Walters a Louisiana Pancake (LP) in front of the whole team!

Louisiana Pancake (LP) by theoneandonlykate October 24, 2008