sexual miss p

The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿

The most sexual Miss P has quicker shot gun slippers than yer gran in a motorbike at Brands hatch

by The Pug Father February 6, 2020

A maxy p

A maxy p is a simp for cigarettes, they will scab them of the ground, steel them you name.

*see’s a cigarette with your mates *

“Dont do it, dont do a maxy p “ mate 1

by Wennndy February 15, 2020

Morgan P

A type of girl that is too good to be true.

“I can’t believe I met this beautiful girl that likes everything I like. We even have the same birthday!! Such a Morgan P”

by Ramsey35 January 7, 2021

manny p

Kye is in love with manny p

Kye love manny p when he sees her his heart does backflips

by Zaadddyy January 7, 2021

myles p

myles is, in short, the ultimate opp

he sleeps with wet hair and accuses people of being horny

he doesnt like his spanish teacher which means he is lame

he wishes he were as tall as i am with platforms

oh my god youre such a myles p??? like youre the most annoying person ever

by notapickme November 1, 2021

Maddy :P

Looking like a whole damn snack, friendly, and loyal. That one friend that will always be there for you and will let you vent to them anytime. Was in fact a mistake but isn’t too much of a disappointment.

This is Maddy :P, she built like a baked bean.

by stupidbetch >~< September 2, 2021

maddie p

the most gorgeous girl i’ve ever met. i love her in ever single way, even if she doesn’t she literally has my heart. she is a fire burning inside of me.

maddie p look cute today

by maddie lover January 23, 2022