Paper Mills Nation

Americans who believe in 1950’s Midwestern values. A Paper Mill in every town and a thot on every street corner. Like Bengals fans just slughtly more in reality.

Clint is voting for the local politicians who support Paper Mills Nation and got solid patty points.

by LibertarianBrosPAC April 30, 2019

toilet paper tongue

A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping

P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?

P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.

by Jerwizzlefoshizzle November 16, 2017

Anti Rebound Paper

Toilet paper used to diminish the first splash

He knew it was the last roll so he decided to skip the anti rebound paper

by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013

toilet paper pearl

A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.

Damn girl you got the toilet paper pearl

by Christopher drew Barnett December 7, 2017

Paper prince

A really skinny hot guy. Usually black.

He's pretty... Oh no paper prince, nevermind.

by dftbm September 5, 2017

Paper Cut

A tree's last moment of revenge.

Teacher-Okay class lets do the math test *Hands out paper*
Bob-Thanks!
*Bobs hand gets split open from the paper cut*
Paper-MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Oh no... *Drowns from blood*
Bob-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Drowns from blood*
The end

by ExplicitThinking December 7, 2017

paper finger

Nicotine/tobacco cigarette or long joint.

Kate was trashed the other night. Gave her a paper finger to get her to relax.

by zombeehhhh August 28, 2010