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Fairview Park, Ohio 

A suburb of Cleveland, Ohio. Formerly home to many run-down hotels where prostitutes and drug dealers resided. Currently home to the soon-to-be-shuttered Westgate Mall.
You used to be able to pick up hookers in Fairview Park. Now you can't do shit.

nashville ohio

a small town in Amish country with one stop light and 2 cemeteries. Which means there is one on each end of town . Therefore it means you are dying to get in and dying to get out of town. Nashville is 99.8% caucasian. It is possibly the most boring place on earth.
Nashville Ohio is such a small town if you blink you will miss it. Nashville Ohio is so boring that sex is the only legal form of entertainment.
nashville ohio by resident weedhead February 20, 2011

norwalk ohio 

Norwalk is full of dudes who cheat on their girlfriends to get ass of some STD bitch. Girls from other schools stop talking to them because their egos are bigger than their dick. The girls there are nasty psychotic sluts who have herpies and fuck their dads. Don't live in Norwalk unless you want the clap or a dude with a little dick.
This bitch from Norwalk ohio sucked my 3 inches and then fucked my brother

westchester ohio 

A white area with all the white kids and their surburban children. The kids you can sell weed to for like $35 for 2 grams of oregano. White america starts here.
John: where are the most white kids in the tri-state?
Robert: some area called westchester ohio
westchester ohio by Krogerbag February 22, 2018

The Ohio Trifecta

When you complete a Cleveland Steamer, Cincinnati Bowtie, and Columbus Coif in your sexual endeavors.
I can finally check the Ohio Trifecta off my sexual bucket list .

Northeast Ohio 

The Home of Believeland. The Home of Lake County, a place of Mutants, Myths, Legends, and Lore.
Person 1: Which way to Northeast Ohio?
Person 2: Not today, Officer.
Northeast Ohio by RyanFNation September 24, 2018