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N./V. the act of having one's lover or friend deficate, urinate, vomit, and/or ejaculate into the end of a crocodile mile(a slip and slide with a kid pool at the end), then sliding down, head first, with a wide open mouth, ready to enjoy all the tasty goodness.
Jon always begged me to take a dump in the crocodile mile, I had no idea he was gonna do a new orleans open sesame.
by howardversion1 July 29, 2010
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soft open relationship

when a couple are in an open relationship, but one of the couple is the more active participant in sexual activity, or is the only person sexually active with other ppl
That is Bill and Mary, they are in a Soft Open Relationship. He mostly does all the sexual activity, but she watches, and sometimes joins in on the sex
by davidgarcia February 10, 2018
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Cracking open a cold one with the boys

When you drink, typically beer or some other alcoholic beverage, with the boys and have a good time.
"Hey, you able to hang out this weekend?"
"Sure, we'll be Cracking open a cold one with the boys."
by Sataniel00 January 8, 2021
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hit the open man

Hit the open man is a session wherein there is one less smoking device being used in the session than there are smokers in the session. It is called hit the open man because when you are done your toke, you pass your pipe/joint/bong to whoever it is in the session without a smoking device, resulting in efficient and quick stonage.

However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
If we play hit the open man, we will all get really high.
by Lindsay W May 30, 2008
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What time are you open till?

"What time are you open till?" is a seemingly innocent question posed to unsuspecting retail and restaurant workers. The question "opens them up" to all the shit the customer wants to throw at them, and generally ruins their day because they are thenceforth opened to everyone who comes into the store. Basically, they are bottoms until closing time because they equated themselves mentally with the store, which everybody is coming inside.
Customer: What time are you open till?

Waitress: The restaurant closes at 11.

Customer: You didn't answer my question!

Waitress: I know!
by ladeeda777 August 22, 2011
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now open

The sign put on businesses that reopened after they had to shut down due to the covid 19 pandemic caused by the Chinese.
Thanks to the selfish Chinese Communist Party for allowing the virus to spread all over the world causing thousands of businesses to close. Fortunately some were able to survive and are now open again.
by jimmybomm November 2, 2020
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Bust Me Open

To Put Some Ones Business Out In The Open.
Devin screamed over the class to Cam and said, "Cam, don't you like Jessica!?"
Cam yelled back, "Aw, why you got to bust me open like that?"
by DhatBossBitch November 5, 2009
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