couch

were you fuck your girlfriend.

Boy: ima put you on da couch!
Girl: what i dont want to!
Boy too bad! oo oo oh ya!

by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020

Couch

A place where your dad loses his spare change and wallet sometimes if your lucky.

Bob: Hey Kelly I need some money can you make a distraction while I go check inside the couch?
Kelly: Ok.
Bob: Oh cool dads wallet is here were gonna buy so many diabetes.

by supboi200 June 26, 2018

cough couch

when you are asked if your going somewhere

“are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”

by poopei October 6, 2020

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.

Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.

by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021

The Couch

The couch is a couch in every theater department, usually in a practice room or above the stage, that is strictly used for sex.

Person 1: I saw Liam and Ella go up to The Couch

Person 2: oh is that why it’s a different color

by Professional Among Us September 7, 2021

Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.

Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019