oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.
Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”
by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023
fucking stupid ranga cunt who follows people around thinking he has mates. He doesn't have and fucking mates so the loser coon makes up random friends such as Angus Bell. He is a dumb little midget who thinks he's top shit when no one actually likes him. His gf gets railed every day by other rangas and is an absolute fucking whore. His gf nudes got leaked about 17 times and everyone has beat their dick to their nudes. In conclusion, Oliver L is a fat fucking nigga ranga that no one likes.
by I hate chode lucas August 29, 2023
He,s a tall hair with black hair, and he is trying to look good every day by having gel in his hair. he is gymnastic and has fake muscles. he has a small dick. he has a very small penis. deez nuts
Oliver Von Sicard has a small dick
by DanielChulle December 13, 2016
An extremely attractive and hunky person who is the biggest and baddest bird of them all. Loves dnd and is that guy. 22 and single 😉
by Thercmiv January 30, 2023
by Bradheck November 10, 2021
a fishy, sticky rat who loves to make people feel like shit.
she looks and smells like a pig #cindyloohoo
she looks and smells like a pig #cindyloohoo
by jannet smithy November 10, 2019
He lives in Korea, goes to Daegu international school.
He is the school president, but is a asshole.
He is homeless, and his parents died from a car crash.
He is the school president, but is a asshole.
He is homeless, and his parents died from a car crash.
by Gomhoo February 02, 2023