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Abandoned Office

Abandoned Office looks like, well, an abandoned office.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."
Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 16, 2020
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officer secondary college

holy fuck, holy fuck, this place makes me want to fucking kill myself,

the people at this school suck, the teachers care 10x more about your uniform than school work. the chinese classes suck aswell, you literally do nothing but worksheets and sometimes watch a video. so much fucking transphobia and homophobia, teacher's say they're doing shit but i still get into fights with homophobes. i havent been to a single class without someone saying the f slur or the n-word. instead of trying to help the people who crack(get mad, start a fight) they just give you a detention
mr mkcay is awesome tho also theyrs this cross eyed bitch who has no compassion and also she's cross eyed
"did you go to officer secondary college?" -person 1
"i hate all gay people and anyone who isn't white" -person 2
"so you did?" -person 1
"yes" -person 2
by ball sucker 3000 October 20, 2022
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Sorry officer

Is when a grown man capitulates in the face of peer pressure and confirms his status as a beta male/ soft cock.
Alan : you should apologise to that police officer to get out of that speeding fine
Troy: sorry officer!
Alan : what the fuck did you do that for you soft cock.

Troy : don’t tell anybody.

Alan : I’ve got your back.

On work site later that day. Alan : guess what this soft cock said.
by Captain Pepe December 19, 2023
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Offical Rape Girl Day

YOUR A BIG JACKASS IF YOU DO THIS GO TO HELL
“Hey its Offical Rape Girl day.”
“EW GET OUT OF MY SITE”
by Zmicclouds August 12, 2021
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The Office of the Epiphany

After dropping the kids off in the reflecting pool in The office of the Epiphany I had a revelation
by BDHN January 28, 2021
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The Sheriff's Office

Sheriff's Offices are important.
And then there's the fact that it's a dichotomy. And then there's the Fencing Fencing.On the other hand, the Dad And the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) returned to The Sheriff's Office in time.
by CalebFromBlood1997 June 1, 2025
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