These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021
Get the birth control pantsmug. Screw 1D. This is a quintessential Bad Religion album, and you should listen to it. All killer, no filler. Some of their biggest hits today are on this record. Like 'You'.
Person 1: "What are your favorite Bad Religion albums?"
Person 2: "Suffer, No Control, Against The Grain"
Person 2: "Suffer, No Control, Against The Grain"
by anonymous September 14, 2021
Get the No controlmug. by COD playa December 12, 2011
Get the Back Seat Controllingmug. Kyle : There's no brown noise!
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.
by BruhDictionary July 7, 2023
Get the loose bowel controlmug.