Mah Dad

A man who is very proud of his underachieving, pompous, and arrogant son. He looks to mold his son into what he could never be. Often severely out of shape, controlling, and hungry.

*This reference is mainly accompanied by several bouts of self appreciation and flexing of muscles.

Mah Son: "Dude guys Mah Dad says I'm the best! I was doin' all these hot ass chicks and he was like yeah you go Mah Son! They wanted to feel my six pack. I think they underestimated me."
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Bro: "Woah, what's that? (Floor is rumbling) An earthquake? Oh wait never mind that's just Mah Dad...."
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Mah Dad: "Yeah Mah Son! They shouldn't have messed with the most athletic in the group!"

by KyleKO June 27, 2011

beer dad

Male equivalent of wine mom

Bill is such a beer dad p

by Jules123 November 20, 2015

Asian Dad

A dad that wants his son to get A+ on all subjects and becomes an asshole when his son gets a B+

Asian son: I got an A+ on physics
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades

by MonkeyMan213 June 17, 2019

Dad year

A dad year is the same as being gone until you want to come back. For example if the one you left wins a bunch of money. Or if u come back to someone and you didn't count all the years u were gone

I'm going away for a dad year
I was just gone for a dad year

by Fireboy44 October 29, 2019

seasonal dad

Parent whose main interaction with their child or children occurs during one season of the year, usually their child's summer vacation from school. Seasonal dads have been known to take great offense when their motives or parenting skills are called into question.

We asked our friend to get a dna test on his kid who bears no resemblence. He got pissed off and lectured us and told us we don't know what its like to have a family. It's probably because he's a seasonal dad and doesn't see his kid too often.

by Superbeebo January 24, 2011

dad-hater

Someone who hates their dad because their nu metal music told them to.

I hate my dad because I'm a rebel!

by youre fags May 9, 2003

Dad-gummit

To be bothered, aggitated, annoyed, or any other "I just shit my pants" attitude.

Dad-gummit I just cleaned that damn shirt!

Dad-gummit this should not be such a trivial meaning! It's original as the idea of religion. It simply means "I sure as hell did not want "this" immediate outcome." Shit! I mean, dad-gummit!

Dad-gummit!

by getcates July 11, 2012