Muff

Muff is when you put a open hand on someone’s face and push as hard as you can.

Shut up before I “Muff” your ass.

by Foxy500 July 2, 2019

Muff bombing

When you take a poop on a hairy vagina.

“I think I got a UTI from this dude after he started muff bombing me last night.”

by Pliskin426 November 27, 2019

deep sea muff diving

Deep Sea Muff Diving: Water is wet and deep, so is your bitch's pussy. When you go muff diving on your woman's pussy, her cum is vast just like the ocean sea.

"Get yo towel bitch, cuz I'm goin deep sea muff diving' in yo great sea of pink."

"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"

by J-Lez September 23, 2021

Muff It

When a female decides to not shave her pubic hair.

Guy: "Hey honey let's jump in the shower and you can give the ol' va jay jay a trim" Girl:" Naw, I think i'm gonna muff it this week"

by akendall February 21, 2009

Muff Cabbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf kab-ij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which in context refers to an unpleasant smelling vagina. In reference of the odor emitted by cooked cabbage.
2. Someone who acts or repeats something so obnoxiously that it can't be tolerated anymore.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but a muff cabbage!

by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010

Fluff on the Muff

When you go to your local super market and buy that delicious stuff they cal Fluff that you mix with Peanut Butter. You than go home find your girlfriend and say "Hey Babe, Let me put some Fluff on Your Muff." Than you kick it wit her and watch her legs spread as she begs you to spread the Fluff.

Yo Man I hate whipped cream, so im gonna put some fluff on the muff instead.

by RobbieNJ November 16, 2006

Fluff Muff

A fluffy muffin

I bought a chocolate Fluff Muff

by Katherine Hicks August 21, 2003