Mossi

A man with incredible side dick

on my god what a mossi

by Sh4ynk January 4, 2024

mossafied

mossafied is a word used for turning certain things into moss.

I mossafied this grass.

by qawu January 12, 2024

mossadgyny

The ideology that drove Operation Tomato Garden and "The Battle of Tomato Hill." Its main tenets are the belief that all TRUE MOSSAD PATRIOTS (Pink nail army) will receive TAD and big titty blonde girls.

"MOSSEIL MOSSADGYNY"

-Prime Minister Gomerson charging against the Tomatan forces during the finalization of Operation Tomato Garden.

by Boam Bomerson January 19, 2024

Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023

Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.

Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!

by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023

moshshit

Taking a shit in the middle of a moshpit

Man: Holey fuck! That guy's taking a shit in the moshpit!

Me: Yeah... it's called a moshshit

by Amboslice December 10, 2023

moss baby

A fetus that grows from semen on the ground of a mossy section of a parking lot or other drivable surfaces.

We went to the Arby’s parking lot and made a moss baby in the corner of the parking lot.

by NevDIEMON February 25, 2024