mile high club

Having sex while flying on the wings of a pterodactyl.

While flying to New Orleans on a pterodactyl's wings I screwed a random lady, while in action a boy yelled, "mommy why is your butt in my face." His mom replied,"Billy give me a second, I'm joining the mile high club."

mile high club by Cedric James January 17, 2008

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Marlboro Milds

A type of mentholated Marlboro cigarettes, falling below full Menthols, and above Lights in terms of strength. Standard packaging (blue).

Smoker 1: What do you smoke?
Smoker 2: Marlboro Milds.
Smoker 1: Pussy, well, at least they aren't lights.

Marlboro Milds by SeanB06 September 28, 2006

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50 mile rule

a rule stating that if you are more than 50 miles away from the person you are dating then all faithfulness to your significant other is null and void. Similar to out of sight out of mind.

Sally said she was enacting the 50 mile rule when she went home with random far away bar guy.

50 mile rule by inspire_d March 12, 2004