half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh September 5, 2016

Wild mild

British slang for an erection

"Yoo Ryan you have a wild mild right now."

by LitenAlskare April 14, 2017

minnesota mild

The lowest level of spiciness feasible.

"Excuse me sir, this mayonnaise is too spicy, please make it Minnesota Mild."

by Whiskybiscuit1922 October 9, 2017

Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018

5 mile drag race

When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.

Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.

by Lesking72 August 7, 2018

10 mile hike

Gay slang for sucking a 10 inch dick from balls to the tip.

Damn I feel like going on a 10 mile hike tonight.

by Autoz July 15, 2019

Lesbian mile

A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.

You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.

by Weenafile September 2, 2019