mike rizzowski

referring to having a lot of rizz from mike wazowski in monsters inc.

bro is mike rizzowski

by Illuminastorm January 13, 2023

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Mike Bovaguard

Definition 1: A fake identity online
Definition 2: When a funny moment happens

1: "who just got added to the groupchat?"

"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza

"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"

by eeeeeeee888888888 February 15, 2022

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Mike the Bike

A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.

Franklin :My foreskin hurts

Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.

by Meesofat June 1, 2020

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Mike Ockhurts

A name typically given to a man whose dick will never stop hurting. A Mike Ockhurts is a good man that you will love but his dick hurts so much that it shrinks by one inch every year.

Hey Mike Ockhurts! says person A No, it's not your cock that hurts, Mike Ockhurts.

by TERRY_CAT March 2, 2020

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Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020

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The drummer for the smiths from 1982-1987. Even though his drumming is quite basic, he still holds down the groove along with bassist Andy rourke. Also a good looking guy. Him and rourke also pursuited a lawsuit in the early 2000s claiming that Johnny marr and morrissey were not giving him enough royalty money.

Hey man, I went to that smiths concert yesterday. It was incredible!

Cool, I love mike Joyce!

by Latenightcoffee February 6, 2021

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