Jerk from memory

To jerk off (masturbate) to images from your memory instead of watching anything (ex: porn) to get you off.

Joe: Yesterday was horrible, dude!
Mark: Why, man?
Joe: I had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!

by haz-devil July 20, 2010

Low tier meme

A bad/unfunny meme, that just isn't even worth being called a meme

Wtf is that low tier meme you just posted bro?

by TheLokiParadox May 12, 2016

Mempen

A phrase which is common in the trance or electronic dance music EDM scene. Mostly used a lot on web forums and discussion boards in this scene. It's the answer on everything.

Question: Give me this track!
Answer: Only mempen got it.

Question: Who knows the release info on this release
Answer: Only mempen knows.

Question: Do you know where Dj Tiesto is spinning tonight?
Answer: Only mempen knows that :(

by PegaSus2k8 March 11, 2008

Memory Gland

USB flash stick, SD card or any other storage device that you keep on your person.

Hey John, do you have that video of Billie Piper in the ghost sandwich?

Yeah it's in my memory gland.

by Ciaran Gillespie April 27, 2008

member of the AA.

The description of a girl who is " Anally Active ".

Gunter : Hey John how did you get on with Annalise last night ?

John : Yeah good, i found out that she is a member of the AA.

by Deekster 2 September 28, 2009

Memory leech

A person, place or thing that when nearby, or directly confronted, causes you to lose track of your thinking. A memory leech can cause you to forget words, or whole ideas.

Whenever I'm talking to my friend, Jordan, I just cannot remember what I wanted to say. He's definately a memory leech.

by Roþot October 19, 2009

memelag

The phenomenon by which everyone in your social circle except you sees a funny picture or video, and then three weeks later when you stumble across it and show it to all your friends, your friends all say, "Dude, we saw that three weeks ago."

Dude, you're suffering from some serious memelag there.

by dirtside1 August 6, 2010