Medorthophobia

fear of having an erect penis

the guys that are complete horndogs should have medorthophobia.

by EvlBloodyMary November 5, 2003

Lesbian Medical Fetish

Depraved Lesbians, Girls, Women playing doctor with each other. Activities include enemas, toilet-sex, bladder torture and anal/vaginal examination and insertion and/or expansion.

Hey, baby girl, wanna come to Allison's Lesbian Medical Fetish party tonite? I hear Allison is expert at forced milk enemas!

by Evan Steel February 3, 2009

Medorthophobia

The fear of an erect penis.

If you're a guy and you have medorthophobia, you're screwed.

by Cinderpelt April 18, 2009

Medical Assistant

UrbanDictionary: Medical Assistant = Also known as a "MA". Someone who has most all the skills and usually better bedside manner then a nurse, unfortunatly paid significantly less. The Medical Assistant is usually the person in the office you see most and spends the most time with the patient. Medical Assistants can usually be found being barked at my the nurses or doctors for a mistake they made, but want someone else to blame.

Medical Assistant is usually called a nurse by the public.

by MA at Large February 5, 2010

media

Multi Ethnic Destruction In America.

Research about it. The media is corrupt. (this isn't an example)

by illuminatihater April 5, 2011

medical school couple

The pairing of medical school students in the first week or so of school. These relationships last between either major examinations or 2 weeks or less. Facilitating the carnal needs (ie sex, companionship, etc) as well as study partners and physical study tools, these relationships often result in rotation of female participants between people of PBL or other study groups. These relationships ensure success and survival of first semester of medical school and may continue on after that. These relationships follow the Law of mutual need (“When people of a given group of intellectual status/classification are placed in similar situations, there is assured mutual non-emotional hooking up.”)

My first year of Med School I was part of three medical school couples, one of which the girl had a boyfriend back home. Had i not been with her I would have failed anatomy. I have not talked to her since.

by MOTO319 October 17, 2007

Media Mind Syndrome

A disorder in which a person has distorted views about real-world situations, caused by listening to and referring to the mainstream media for all information.

Dave: So what do you think of Obama's plan on withdrawing troops in Afghanistan? I'm thinking it's too early, but at the same time, it is costing us way too much money, and it will have a significant finacial impact on future generations.

Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?

Dave: I'm talking about our president.

Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.

Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?

Cody: …

Dave: …

Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!

Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.

by rogerthewhale August 26, 2011