March 15th

Judgment day. The day our hero, Brenton Tarrant, sacrificed his life in the name of us to keep Europe white.

1: Hey, did you see what happened on March 15th?
2: Yeah, they forgot to subscribe to Pewdiepie.

by Vanessa#6923 April 16, 2020

March 18

National send your boyfriend booty pics
Not matter where you are or doing send him them

Hey sarah its send booty pics day
Is it march 18
Yep

by Lilfloting March 17, 2021

March 30

National sensitive woman day. People born on this day give off sensitive woman vibes.

"Wow, you must be born on March 30, because you're a real fucking sensitive woman."

by luoluorui October 24, 2019

March 28

The Queen of Pop's birthday: Lady Gaga a.k.a Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

Cynthia Germanotta + Joseph Germanotta - Comdom = Stafani Germanotta (on March 28 )

by @unpetitmonstre_ June 14, 2012

March 29

March 29 is national piss day. national piss day is where everyone pees nonstop to celebrate Pisstopher Dick, the person who invented peeing

son: Dad! i can’t stop peeing

Dad: it must be March 29

by banana_cunt69420 January 21, 2020

March 9th

the day that all dicks will be untied in 2020 and they will much between to create a boob

Kelvin- Oh shit March 9th 2020 is exactly next year!
JoshyPoshy- yay so excited when our dicks become boobs! hope its a double Z!!!!

by chickennoodlebonesyummy October 15, 2019

March 15

National kiss a figure skater day!
So go find the hottest figure skater and give her a smooch😘

It’s March 15! That means it’s national kiss a figure skater day.

by Moto moto likes uuuuu October 23, 2019