Maggot

A Privateer in the army

Sergeant:How tall r u Maggot
Private:5 foot 9 sir
Sgt:Oh I didnt know they stacked shit that high!

by Caca March 1, 2005

Maggot Faggot

A powerful insult. In fact, it is twice as insulting as using only the word maggot or faggot alone. Also, it rhymes; rolling off the tongue nicely and adding an element of cool suave to an oththerwise vulgar slur. It can be reversible to "faggot maggot", too - just to switch things up a bit. Best served as loudly and aggressively as possible. Extra points for utilising a piercing red face or impersonating the most hostile, homophobic army sergeant you can muster.

Worthless person: *begins to speak*

You: “SHUT UP MAGGOT FAGGOT!”

by Mortein May 5, 2010

range maggot

See:sheep. Range maggot is an epithet applied to sheep. It derives from the appearance of a green pasture with white blobs wiggling across it.

Hey Jethro, lookit all them range maggots! Let's us go 'n shag a few.

by Elmo September 28, 2004

Maggot on a unicycle

Inspired by an enemy in the video game Earthworm Jim 2, a maggot on a unicycle is a term used to describe someone who will fight or argue about anything nomatter how ridiculous just because they either don't like someone or because they like to argue.

Don't even bother talking to Kathleen, she is like a maggot on a unicycle.

by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006

Magnolia Bomb

What it looks like when you walk into a brand new unfurnished house, that is painted completely offwhite on the inside.

Buddy: "Come check out my new house, i still have to furnish it, what do you think?"

Laura: "Wow, looks like a magnolia bomb went off in here!"

by GoBears! March 27, 2010

maggot

A maggot is a small, white, slimy thing.

An effective insult to those who have wronged you---especially when you give the above definition afterward.

woman 1: I can't believe he did that!
woman 2: Hon, he's a chauvinistic, cheating bastard: total maggot. Forget him.

man 1: Dude! Your wife was so tight when I fucked her last night!
man 2: What the hell? Fucking maggot! How was I stupid enough to believe you were my friend?

by EdNERD June 15, 2010

Maggotting

A sexual thing where one person is like a peice of rottin meat and the other is like a maggot and eats stuff off them.

Maggotting is when some people eat food off the other person, but more extreme maggoters actually eat pus or dead skin off each other. I think this started in Japan because I seen some of there porn and its really gross. Some maggoters eat shit as it comes out of another persons asshole,

by Milt-dog May 1, 2011