by Blubbery Blue May 10, 2018
Get the Maddymug. Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.
by karrot November 22, 2021
Get the Maddy Cockmug. Maddie is super bad, in the best possible way. She’s the type of girl Jonah Hill would wander around the city for looking for booze to score. She’s scared of opening links of really cool tattoo ideas from Alice in wonderland, but don’t let that scare you off. Her favorite color is red, possibly, because her nails always seem to be colored that way. She’s got a big heart, and even bigger ****. Take her to Weenie hut junior, and she might fall in love with you. Everyone needs a Maddie in their lives.
Maddie is mad.
by Bobby’s World October 4, 2022
Get the Maddiemug. The biggest slut alive. If you’re trying to get your body count up give her a call, doesn’t matter if has a boyfriend or not she will still fuck you
Aiden “I’m got 12 bodies and I want to have more than Chad before the New Year…”
Nate “Oh, but up Maddie Parks, she loves cheating on her boyfriend and riding tiny ducks!”
Nate “Oh, but up Maddie Parks, she loves cheating on her boyfriend and riding tiny ducks!”
by LTR23232323 November 16, 2021
Get the Maddie Parksmug. Maddie is the most retarted person on the face of the entire earth. She's the type of person that asks, "What is movement?" in science class. She's also the person that thinks 100 stories is 760 ft tall. Not to mention her best friends are Lily and Nicole. Lily is also super retarded. Nicole isn't as retarded but still retarded. Maddie jokes around that she wants to get pregnant at the age of 15 and leave the father. She looks like a slut and is impossible to work next to. She hums to herself the whole time you are taking a test. Maddie will make you want to kill yourself.
Person 1: Ayo, did you hear that?
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
by bigbooty69_ December 16, 2021
Get the Maddiemug. Just wants to be your friend. Afraid of losing people, overthinks 24/7 but doesn’t want to be annoying about it. Definitely has mental problems lmfao. Scared to fall in love but always ends up falling in love anyways. Chaotic. Also gremlin. Also fruity as hell. Wants to be social with new people but too awkward to know what to do or say. Will climb anything. Stuffed animals are best friends. Also she doesn’t care what Lucas says, Maddie knows she gets all the bitches
by Ur MOM lmfao udggjddhg April 4, 2022
Get the Maddie Amug. A kleptomaniac bitch who looks like a hippo with big watermelons taped onto her front. She acts sweet, and then she'll attack. Usually by stealing your things or talking shit about you behind your back. Never trust a Maddie.
Girl1: "What's your name?"
Girl2: "Maddie!"
Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"
Girl2: "Maddie!"
Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"
by GrierIsMyGirlfriend February 22, 2024
Get the Maddiemug.