top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)

top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

by Irish german February 15, 2022

Morning Bread

The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor

Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"

Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."

by UkubabyBreadFanatic22 July 23, 2011

Morning Drip

The female version of morning wood. When a woman feels particularly horny in the morning. The combination of the morning drip and the morning wood can result in the dopest morning sex ever.

"Damn, so the morning after the party julia was havin' some CRAZY morning drip we fucked at the the crack of dawn!"

by Bro'connor May 22, 2010

morning major

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

by pault69 November 4, 2008

morning munchies

when you wake up early in the morning, eat practically everything in your fridge, & then pass back out only to repeat the steps again . happens usually after a long night of partying, or just staying awake .

bob: damn man, i was up all last night studying for my final exam & i woke up at 5am with the morning munchies!

billy: me too dude! *high five*

by DrPepperMadness May 8, 2011

Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.

Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!

by stephendragon June 12, 2014

Mid-Morning Break

That unique moment of the morning when the sun tilts just right and your gut begins to make putty of recently digested food, hopefully resulting in a deposit into the nearest toilet.

Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.

by notunh February 6, 2010