milf management

Best score keeper in BYB. Know for always having caprisuns on hand for her competitive athletes.

Wow I’m so thankful there’s good milf management.

by Milf manager March 1, 2019

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

Milfie

Milfie, pronounces milfy, is the female version of MILF (Man I'd like to fuck). A milfie is basically the female version of MILF. It is a very attractive and sexy woman and when you call someone a milfie, you are giving signs for wanting sex. The phrase is often used by teenagers nowadays because they don't want to let their parents know what they are talking about

"Woah, she is a milfie"
"Have you seen milfie's boobs?"
"I wanna fuck that milfie"

by Kattegrevlingen May 9, 2019

Milfamorphasis

The transition into becoming a milf. The time when your body is pregnant and post pregnancy where you are morphing into your milf body.

She was worried about not getting her ore pregnancy body back, but then her friend reminded her that she is going through the milfamorphasis.

by Milfabot September 1, 2019

Milfkin

A milf that wears a bikini. Preferably busty

god damm that milfkin is smoking

by Chestosterone October 30, 2019

Milf Orchestra

An Amateur Orchestra with people in their forties who aren´t professional Musicians

Oh I heard your Mom picked up an Instrument?
Yup, I guess she´ll join a Milf Orchestra soon

by Treewise October 30, 2019

MILF Hug

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When a kid gives their friend's mom a hug at the perfect height to bestow their head in the breasts.

Q: Why did you just give my mom a hug?
A: She has big boobs. I had to give her a MILF hug.

by Dr. Quantavious Shawaneak April 2, 2020