george r r martin

American fantasy novel writer. Best known for the ASOIAF series. He loves killing children, raping mothers, beheading fathers, swords, dragons, dire wolves, thrones and many more things like this in his books. He lives in New Mexico, Santa Fe.

person1: Did you read ASOIAF series?
person2: The one who george r r martin wrote, huh?

by BloodOfTheDragon March 15, 2017

to pull a Martin on someone

The act of promising a prompt reaction or resolution in the context of a problem to someone without actually being willing to fulfil the said promise without receiving reminders about it.

- Have you received feedback on your thesis already?
- No, the professor pulled a Martin on me again; I guess I will need to email them again about it...
- Wow dude, condolences, I know that feeling; it is not a nice move to pull a Martin on someone

by few-factorials April 25, 2022

chad efford martin

The driver who has a bbc

Chad efford martin has a bbc

by Wombo2121 April 4, 2023

Jarien Martin

A worthless bitch who is Ryan’s personal servant.

Hey you are a real Jarien Martin, you worthless item.

by Jarien Martin January 21, 2018

side-partin' martin

someone who has a side-parting; a hairstyle popularised largely by adolf hitler, although there is no evidence to suggest he invented it.

not necessarily a derogatory term, although it usually is.

"have you met sian's new boyfriend?"
"oh what, side-partin' martin? yeah, he's actually bare safe!"

by smyphilis October 30, 2008

Ashdon Martin

the definition of "Cool" has a heathy mix of his Dominican styles with a rich African Heritage knows how to handle himself if jumped.

you feelin Ashdon today?

That kid is pretty Ashdon LOOK OUT!

by Amar March 23, 2004

rimmy martin

slang for rim job

yo girl, let me get the rimmy martin.

by unclebarbosa February 5, 2012