Wal-Martyr

A business that has gone out of business due to Wal-Mart

"Hey, can you go to John's Grocery and pick up some fruit?"
"No they closed."
"OMG! What happened."
"They were a Wal-Martyr."

by ll IRiSH ll May 1, 2009

Melanie Martinez

An amazing artist, song writer, singer, actor, and dancer

Fred:do you like melanie martinez?
Greg:who doesn’t?!

by S.h.o.w.and.t.e.l.l December 29, 2019

Melanie Martinez

A singer, songwriter, and director famous for her role as Crybaby in her two albums, Crybaby and K-12, and her half and half hair inspired by Curella De Vil. She is also famous for her appearance on the Voice even though she didn’t win.

Did you see the new extra credit video Melanie Martinez just posted?

by chloelbbh January 1, 2020

Martin Starr

Outrageously funny and criminally underrated American actor whose subtle humor contributed to the hilarity of hit-movies Knocked Up, Superbad, and Adventureland, in which he co-starred; he is most famous and beloved for his role as the irresistibly likable geek Bill Haverchuck on 1999-2000 television dramedy Freaks and Geeks.

A genius at physical comedy, Martin Starr can keep audiences enthralled and in stitches using only awkward motions, goofy looks and gestures, and an uncommonly childlike curiosity concerning his surroundings.

by GeekTeach81 August 11, 2009

Martina

Martina is a person you can always count on. A martina can also be the life of the party and can party like an animal. She lives in the moment. Just know that you’ll always have gun with a Martina

You’re so lame, you should be more like a Martina

by laurozzspruz November 22, 2021

Aston Martin

Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?

I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Martial Arts

1) The act of kicking ass.
2) Something everyone should fear.

1) I am experienced in the practice of martial arts, which is not good for anyone reading this example.
2) Again I practice martial arts.

by Garit The All Mighty February 4, 2009