abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.

Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"

by gyo December 9, 2012

Post Lunch Depression

Where you are sad you ate what you did for lunch and know you will pay for it in the bathroom later.

Jeremy - "What's wrong Alan?"
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."

by I-HATE-MINE December 9, 2013

denver lunch break

Stopping at home to smoke in the middle of the day and then returning to work, errands, plans, etc.

Pat had an hour off so he took a Denver Lunch Break and he was pretty useless when he came back.

by nowordsallplay January 27, 2014

HOT LUNCH

To shit in someone's mouth

Yeah ive heard that Snapper Shelton loves a hot lunch most days

by graz82 November 6, 2016

To Lunch that guy in the face

To slap someone in the face with a lunch tray. Typically reserved for someone who is a total douche, when a traditional punch just won't do.

I bet even Gandhi would love To Lunch that guy in the face

by RedMcSwordHands May 13, 2017

Lincolnshire lunchbox

When two people who are siblings, are rimming. The sibling being rimmed farts a wad of their fathers harry monk into the other siblings mouth

He's picking those cabbages fast today, that lincolnshire lunchbox has given his the strength of popeye.

by Tractor boy August 7, 2017

Sandwich Lunch Provided (slp)

The reason for doing something or going to an event, the same way how you will only go to an occasion if there is a "sandwich lunch provided".

Are you going to the races because Warona's going, and she's the sandwich lunch provided (slp)?

by Eazy-Ed October 25, 2017