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Club Of Great Looking Gentlemen

A group that discusses the superiority of men. We discuss how amazing, and great looking each other are. We discuss such topics as the word "spokeswoman" when women should clearly not speak! etc. We are a fine establishment of men, who realize how amazing we are.
"man look how sexy, and better looking they are, compared to me"- Average Woman
"I know! They Must be in the Club Of Great Looking Gentlemen!" - Other Average Woman
by woman haterrr July 8, 2010
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National Pussy Licking Day

a day for the ladies to get free head on 28th of February
Hey bitch it’s National Pussy Licking Day, get on ur knees cunt
by jamima77 December 10, 2020
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Really really really ridiculously good-looking

One that is really really really ridiculously good-looking.
Wow,Colin Farrell is really really really ridiculously good-looking!
by evan maroney January 17, 2008
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Looking good, hollywood

What little Euro-trash scamps yell at pretty English-speaking girls in Stavanger, Norway in a desperate attempt to receive their attention and affection.
Norwegian: "ooo looking good, hollywood!"
Girls: "who the hell uses that as a chat up line?"
by Libee February 8, 2010
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butt licking machine

A machine that licks your butt for you so you don't have to. It also works for licking your homo freinds ass, or for licking your dog's hairy ass.

It was invented by your mom!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!
Yo what up dawg my name is g-pizzle on yo nizzle, fo' shizzle. My freind just bought his homeee a butt lickin' machine from yo momma a'ight. You piss of you horse P.I.M.P.!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!
by butt licker for president '08 February 28, 2005
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Balloon Licking

The act of licking a woman's asshole. When looked at closely, a womans anus is very similar to the tied end of a red ballon.
"hey man I heard he likes to lick his girlfriend's balloon."

"I licked her balloon until it popped brown helium all over my face."

"this crazy girl made me lick her balloon last night. I wish i didn't take her out for indian food."

"My gay friends were talking about balloon licking, can you play that at a child's birthday party?"
by Krispin May 2, 2012
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ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....
Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no
by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022
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