Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

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Lai

Lai is a name often a somewhat shy girl but still young lady with class who wants to speak her mind to speak her mind but often can't even stand up for herself

"Did you guys met the new girl Lai I haven't seen her talking to too many people

by Iloveppl2 September 20, 2021

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lay an anchor

uh when u have to poop

"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"

by YEAHBOIII609 November 3, 2015

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egg-laying

abortive; unsuccessful.

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.

by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011

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To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.

Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.

by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022

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Net-lay

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).

I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.

by mhmhmh March 27, 2009

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