Land Mine

A guy is eating a girl out and she farts.

(guy)"Mmmmmm You like it when i lick yo pussy..."

(girl)"Oh...OH...OHHH *fart* ..... LAND MINE!"

(guy)"....*vomit*...."

by fantabuloso March 4, 2004

Techno Land Pirate

A person who frequents illegal raves/squat parties where techno is the predominant music being played. These traveller/hippie types tend to smell due to infrequent washing/poor hygene. Some techno land pirates may also be referred to as squat nazi's.

If you've ever been to an illegal rave then you'd see exactly what is meant by this entry; techno land pirates are not difficult to spot....

by the mond January 15, 2009

Land of the Lost Ass

A woman's ass that is so large that it creates it's own warp through time, worlds, and space. All kinds of matter get's engulfed never to be seen again in a Land of the Lost Ass.

Leanne's husband starts to cry while fucking her in the ass, he realizes that he has lost his cock forever, as it is now in the Land of The Lost Ass.

by srjg May 18, 2009

Accidental Moon Landing

The act of touching your bare Ass with another persons bare ass, typically while in the shower or locker room.

Oh Jesus ! I was in the shower and I had an accidental moon landing with Mark

by CptThunder thighs August 16, 2017

Citizen land mine

You take a shit in the road and watch a car go though it

Wait minute I’m gonna do citizen land mine

by Wood69911 March 9, 2019

Alabama landing strip

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.

"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..

by Choach Poacher November 15, 2020

yes womens land

No man’s sky but it’s been oppositized

Me going to da yes womens land, boi!

by hahahrghh October 19, 2020