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U.S. Judicial System

The single biggest travesty the world has ever seen. Most of the flaws lie in the police stations, full of corrupt officers that became cops because they got beat up in school or they wanted to feel special. They ultimately do more harm than good making plenty of stupid and unnecessary arrests that are based on "facts" that are mostly made up. Often have some bias involved. Then it all gets passed through the courts which aren't much better. Most judges see how bullshit the entire case is and want to dismiss it, but they have to cover the dumbfuck cop's ass so they proceed as thought the case were valid. In the end, a mostly innocent person gets a punishment they didn't deserve and the cop keeps collecting a paycheck they don't deserve. It has ruined countless lives because of bullshit charges.
An example of the U.S. Judicial System in action, The following is a true story.
One day at a Jefferson county middle school a fairly large boy tried to joke around with another one by acting as though he were to sit on him. The puny little boy had some serious anger issues and started kicking the larger boy in the stomach as hard as he could. When he finally stopped the larger boy sat down next to the smaller boy. a few minutes later, for no reason the small boy started kicking him again. This happened several times until class let out. when the larger boy stood up he was in a lot of pain and kicked the smaller boy once. Then the small boy shoved him and it wsas the final straw the large boy shoved him once and he flew across the room. The school called the police and after a few interviews with the amazingly bad cop manipulating everything said guess who was charged with what? It was the larger boy, who took a considerable beating and only struck the other boy twice. He was charged with THIRD DEGREE ASSAULT FOR SHOVING SOMEONE ONE IN SELF-DEFENSE. I think this proves how bad the judicial system is.
by superninjapenguin December 13, 2008
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Judaism

A monotheistic religion that has its origins in Levantine Yahwism (the Old Testament religion). Judaism began about 200 B.C. and places emphasis on Rabbinical teaching. The supreme authority for Judaism is the Talmud, a large collection of rabbinical writings and biblical commentaries. Judaism had its major influence in Babylonian and Egyptian religions. Judaism traces its teachings to the Pharisees, an old group of teachers from the early first century and onward to the destruction of the Temple in 70 A.D. It's core beliefs include the belief in one God, the coming of the Messiah, and the notion that the Jews are the Chosen People of God.
David Feinstein is a Jew who practices Judaism.
by Jay Rawd December 11, 2007
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Judas

Someone who sold out Jesus BECAUSE Jesus told him too, and Judas felt extremly guilty about it. Jesus told Judas to sell him out because he was going to die for everyone's sins. Judas did, and since he was overwhelmed with guilt, he hung himself. Now a few people hate Jews because ONE Jew sold out their savior. ALL of Jesus' desciphles were Jewish.
Judas wasn't a betrayer.
by Starwarsgeek133 March 5, 2010
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Father Judge High School

An exclusively gay high school located in the northeast section of Philadelphia. It is historically known to teach some leaders in the LGBT community.
“Did you here that patty’s going to father judge high school?”

“Yeah I heard he likes to get fucked by guys.”
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Judah

A hot lucious sexy boy with tender legs that you can't resist. All you can do is D-Bomb him. He likes do pose for nudes
Person 1) WHOLY CRAP IS THAT JUDAH

Person 2) YEAH BRO. I FUCKED HIM LAST NIGHT I JUST COULDNT RESIST

Person 1) LUCKY BASTARD
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judge judy

Q: What's the difference between Judge Judy and a bowling ball?

A: You can eat a bowling ball if you have to!
If forced to choose, 8 out of 10 plaintiffs would rather eat a bowling ball than Judge Judy...
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juding

filipino term for "little gay".. early blossomed gay..
Your 7 year old son is juding.
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