Jordan Time

That special alone-time one has with their private parts.

Me: "Where's buddy?"

Friend "Oh he's just having Jordan Time in his room".

by pphresh March 11, 2010

Jordan (girl)

Jordan is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. And she never lets her friends down. though continuesly is let down by her friends she never lets them go because she actually loves them and hates that she loves them. she's kind, sweet, pretty, cute, and funny.

Omg Jordan (girl) is so nice

ya she's so pretty

by iamthesmratest November 07, 2019

Jordan Capri

Porn star from Alberta, Canada. Real name is Lori Bazzil. Now Retired

Jordan Capri is a porn star born in San Diego.

by MagnumC October 08, 2009

Crossing Jordan

A great show about a pathologists solving crimes (yeah, obviously, usually murders) using the body and crime scene as clues. Like CSI, but with feeling.

Did you watch Crossing Jordan last night?
Yeah, of course!!!

by Petra April 13, 2005

Jordan Peterson

A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.

"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Jordan Gwinn

the biggest dick in myrtle beach. also see baby arm

Me: Haha, I heard that Katie Walton bitch got her serve of the baby arm.

Friend: Haha, yeah. I haven't seen her in a while...

*Jordan Gwinn appears*

by :D. August 01, 2009

Jordan Jackson

The worst basketball player ever

" He is almost as bad as Jordan Jackson!"

by TheOGWalter December 13, 2018