Jerky Sack

A temporary condition of the male scrotum caused by a variety of conditions such as cold weather, swimming and other situations whereby the ball sack shrinks to a tight, leathery condition. The tightening results in sack giving the appearance of a beef jerky product.

Justin was outside in the cold working for serval hours. After coming inside and dropping his pants for a warm up hummer from his girlfriend, she pointed out to him that he has a severe case of the jerky sack, but blew him any way.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009

jerrybrowned

This is when someone thinks they have hung up the phone after leaving a message, but did not. The person then proceeds to talk badly about the person they have placed the call to, recorded on the message.

Sarah called me, left me a message, and thought she hung up.She did not hang up and I could hear her tell Jenny how much she hated me. I was jerrybrowned.

classic example- and origin- Jerry Brown in his race for California governer left a message for campaign contributions, thought he hung up, but went on to call Meg Whitman(his opponent) a Whore.

by Sarahconner October 23, 2010

ben and jerrys

When your boyfriend dumps you, when you catch him cheating, when you're feeling overly depressed, when you're feeling sorry for yourself, when no one will listen, when you're cat gets run over, or when you just simply want some ice cream, Ben and Jerrys will always be there for you. Always.

Fuck diamonds, Ben and Jerrys is a girls best friend.

by amy, yo August 23, 2007

Jerrell

Sticks to what he believes in! Respects the women he truly cares about.. He is loyal to those he love & always put his family first.

I wish I had a Jerrell

by Zaquieona March 14, 2017

Jerryme

A good guy, usually much of a singer. Very honest and polite usually in any given situation

That guys a Jerryme!

by Kresstickles February 21, 2019

Jerricca

The most beautiful creature of them all. A Jerricca is a rare breed of pure hottness and can make any man sweat from a mile away. They stun people with their beauty leaving them breathless. The only people that generally don't like Jerricca's are girls. They see her as a threat and are usually jealous. Jerricca's are also very protective of their Mothers and boyfriends, so watch out. These non-violent creatures will attack if you threaten certain territory of theirs.

"Don't talk to him! That's Jerricca's boyfriend. You don't have a chance."

by The Love Tank August 5, 2009

Peep Jerky

Aged marshmallow peeps. Peeps that have become stale and tough.

Dude, don't eat that...it's so old it's totally peep jerky!

by okla_ddog April 30, 2010