Blake johnson

A low-key term for "blowjob"

"Yeah man, I went to her house and she gave me the ol' Blake Johnson

by AustinSmith53 October 25, 2015

kyle johnson

one of the best youtubers to ever exist, the nicest smile ever, and the sweetest sweetheart.

do you know kyle johnson?
oh yeah, he's the best youtuber.

by benitezluvr April 13, 2021

Harry Johnson

Huge shlong, they always have a shlong above 17 meters

Harry Johnson has a huge shlong

by Videos.com April 16, 2022

Tommy Johnson

The distributer of 19 dollar fortnite cards

Person One : “Man my life has been so hard ever since my wife left me and my house blew up
Tommy Johnson : “Boy do I have the product for you”

by TommyJohnson2005 April 5, 2021

Markus Johnson

A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face

That’s a Markus Johnson run

by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018

Katrell Johnson

A tall lanky person, who is always smiling for no reason . He socializes with everyone, doesn’t care about race. He’s a cool kid but people still hate on him .

That must be “Katrell Johnson” wow he is tall.

by Slimeboy08 February 28, 2019

ginger johnson

most ginger johnson’s are very creative you could say and very exquisite in their specialties but most of all a great person even though . they are ginger we still love them

Jason’s Father: Have you meant a ginger johnson ?

Dominic: No what are they like?

Jason’s Father: Well they stick around, not like me of course

by ginger johnson March 2, 2022