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John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
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lewis

can also be translated to the scandinavian name Ludvig or Ludwig

plus he has a huge penis
lewis=ludvig
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Lewis Whitehouse

Destined to become a pro Rainbow Six Siege player one day. Known for his insane aim and reaction time.
Her: You're so good! You're like Lewis Whitehouse on Siege!
by N1SS4N GTR March 26, 2020
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darcy lewis

a person that likes stealing your food

#HumanDrug #HumanBeast
by Handle Tom May 19, 2016
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Lewis

An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with
Toby: OmD this kids bare annoying
James: is it Lewis gloster
Toby: yep
James: thought so
by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019
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Lewis

Looks like quagmire from family guy and also eats kids and his mum
'The guy just died'
'He's such a Lewis'
'I was talking about your dad'
by PooAttacker69 November 23, 2021
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Lewis Ruscoe

A lovely potato that earns money off killing kids
Omg that’s Lewis Ruscoe
by Le5isss November 6, 2020
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