A holiday that a lot of companies & businesses expect for the average person to spend a lot of money for.
1: Hey, Valentine's Day is coming up, what are going to do for your SO?
2: Nothing really romantic, we're just going to spend the day together.
1: You're not going to get her something?
2: Why do I have to get her something physical like jewelry or something to prove my love to her? It's just a Commercial Holiday so the fat cats at the top get my money . I don't need one day to prove my love for her.
1: You're selfish.
2: Last time I checked, a relationship requires two people. It's not solely on the guy to make stuff work.
2: Nothing really romantic, we're just going to spend the day together.
1: You're not going to get her something?
2: Why do I have to get her something physical like jewelry or something to prove my love to her? It's just a Commercial Holiday so the fat cats at the top get my money . I don't need one day to prove my love for her.
1: You're selfish.
2: Last time I checked, a relationship requires two people. It's not solely on the guy to make stuff work.
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Where retail stores look to heavily profit off of holidays by pushing fast and longer agendas for placing out products/merchandise.
Where retail stores look to heavily profit off of holidays by pushing fast and longer agendas for placing out products/merchandise.
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*Walking inside of walmart* holy sh!t the valentine’s day stuff is already out, but it’s december 26th?!
Stores skipping over Thanksgiving and pushing out christmas stuff right after October/Halloween
*Walking inside of walmart* holy sh!t the valentine’s day stuff is already out, but it’s december 26th?!
Stores skipping over Thanksgiving and pushing out christmas stuff right after October/Halloween
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Further it involves tribal violent sex with elderly women, which often ends in the climax of aeschgruus behaviour (unga bunga noises).
Further it involves tribal violent sex with elderly women, which often ends in the climax of aeschgruus behaviour (unga bunga noises).
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