A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!
Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"
Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021
Get the Guts nightmug. A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.
Similar to beer gut.
After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.
by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014
Get the Mozzarella Gutmug. The style created by brotha Lynch hung the originator. As gen z refers to as horrorcore rap.
Rip gut is rap style that includes psychopathic cannibalistic murderous rap
Rip gut is rap style that includes psychopathic cannibalistic murderous rap
by UnderstandingStreetslang February 6, 2023
Get the Rip gutmug. german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately
by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023
Get the Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutschmug. The picture of 2 females smiling together in a fake and extremely sad attempt to befriend one another although they are enemies due to same love interest.....
by mainchick760 October 3, 2016
Get the Quail gutmug. A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.
Similar to beer gut.
After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.
by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014
Get the Mozzarella Gutmug. 