A situation in which a person spazzes out like a goon, spewing a string of out of pocket or obviously incorrect comments. Popularly used by college students to describe someone behaving erratically when drunk.
Liam: Dude the Broncos might make the playoff this year Rus is him!
W: Man you're gooning right now! They're for sure gonna finish like 6-11.
W: Man you're gooning right now! They're for sure gonna finish like 6-11.
by anonymous November 16, 2023
Get the Gooningmug. I am a country guy and a lot of ppl dont under stand the southern dielect, this is a shortened version of the words "go" and "on", usually said to an animal or person (if told to a person it is rarely friendly and majority dorogatory) to tell them to leave
by thatcountrylib April 3, 2025
Get the Goonemug. (From ghetto spongbob)
Ghetto Patrick: Motherfucker, I don't care about you anyways
Ghetto Spongebob: Nigga, I got goons on my back.
Ghetto Patrick: Motherfucker, I don't care about you anyways
Ghetto Spongebob: Nigga, I got goons on my back.
by Larryistoatsobvi May 13, 2014
Get the Goonmug. by Gangbanging11 February 18, 2019
Get the Goonmug. by VileGay September 23, 2023
Get the Saggy Jowl Goonmug. A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.
by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016
Get the Gummy Goonmug. A moral debate or consideration to have when picking a topic, fictional character, or person to masturbate or 'goon' to, be it regarding mindset, physical appearance or conditions.
Guy 1: Dude, even if that anime girl is 8000 years old, she looks and acts like a little girl! I'm not gooning to children!
Guy 2: That's ethical gooning right there! You're so real, my man!
Guy 2: That's ethical gooning right there! You're so real, my man!
by uksho February 14, 2025
Get the Ethical Gooningmug.