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freshman goggles

Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).
September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."
by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018
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Single Goggles

Single, ready to mingle. That's all it ends up to be. You're not invested in anyone, so what harm would it be ? This opportunity allows you to look, stare, make comments that are sexual to the opposite sex (or same) you're freely open and care-free.
You are on those single goggles, after you went through that breakup.
by ninjaincombat. October 20, 2014
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Kraut Goggles

Any item that clueless foreigners think is very cool in America, but is ultimately just Eurotrash garbage. While this term specifically references the stupid disco shades worn by many German immigrants, it can be used to describe the tight and unbuttoned shirts, fake leather shoes, and gel loaded hair. The word takes origin from but is not to be confused with Clout Goggles, a type of expensive glasses popularized by rappers, and Kraut, a traditional German food and slang term for Germans.
Dumbass foreigner, loose the Kraut Goggles or get the hell out of my Christian Minecraft Server!!
by SpoonfulOfKraut July 4, 2018
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Japanese Rain Goggles

Contact lenses worn specifically for the purpose of avoiding eye irritation when performing bukkake scenes.

As seminal fluid can sting the eyes, actors wishing to avoid the appearance of pink eye are advised to wear eye protection.
"Oh Bruce, remember to pack some Japanese Rain goggles for the Hot Rods bukkake shoot tomorrow, 'cause we'll need you bright-eyed for your Army of Ass scene straight after".
by mechalurker May 18, 2019
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afganni goggles

The act of dropping ones testicles into the eye sockets another person
My wife was not a fan of waking up with a pair of afganni goggles
by repomonster April 4, 2017
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Perv Goggle

Verb. When a person goes anywhere in public and gets creepily stared at by the opposite sex for an extended and uncomfortable period of time. The goggling is perpetrated by a creepy person. The term goggle represents large, wide eyes;
I’m walking out of the store. I got perv goggled so bad in there.
by Ikkinay Elaneyday September 4, 2022
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