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Goat getting

Goat getting - the act of taking a goat before a horse race . The goats were used to calm the horses .
1.Those hoodlums really got my goat
2. Hey Paul you wanna do some warm blooded goat getting instead of sitting around and getting polio
by Theabsolutegoat June 11, 2018
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Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full
Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020
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goat brother

its ralsei
oh my god its ralsei oh my god help me goat brother i cant breathe
by someguyonwifi November 29, 2021
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goat toter

One who aimlessly walks around a car lot or other retail business with his "Goat" (Dick) in his hand wasting the time of salespeople when he or she couldn't buy fuckin' happiness.
I've had this fuckin' Goat Toter for 3 hours to find out he couldn't finance the pen he signed his credit application with!
by Cuban Cracker April 27, 2017
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Goat in a box

Bat shit crazy people who bring goats into their camper
She has a goat in a box
by Bamabay19 June 7, 2019
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skank goating

blaming the crappiness of a situation on the skanky hoes present.
"these skanks are playing the shittiest of tunes"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"
by buzzylinguardo February 1, 2010
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goat fart

the act of secreting feces, esspecially green feces, in ones pants, under the mistaken assumption that one is merely passing gas.
jakub started acting weird and went home really fast. later, i found out he laid a goat fart.
by jprandolf July 9, 2005
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