Smelly Goat Humper

Derogatory term for a Muslim man

The smelly goat humpers are raping women in Germany.

by vanilladazzle May 12, 2017

love a goat's anus

What I do every damn day. Mmm-mmm-mmmmm-mmmm-mmm!!!!

When you love a goat's anus ...

Its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. Then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.

by Dr. Reginald B Horny April 29, 2008

goatscapes

the sale of ad space on gates protecting NY businesses when closed

Goatscapes are all the rage

by master of the gate April 28, 2010

goatse dimension

A dimension where you go, after you spread asshole so widely, that you rip in half. This dimension was first created by jar media.

Jim:"Where did that fly go?"
Alex:"he probably entered the goatse dimension"

by AIDS! March 26, 2018

goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat, who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee, but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

Reverse Goatse

The Reverse Goatse is just as the name suggests. Instead of bending forward whilst reaching behind yourself with both hands and gaping your anus as wide as possible, you now reach in front of you while prolapsing your anus and extending it in a 360° direction around the entirety of your person. The purpose of extended your arms is so you can give give the double thumbs-up whilst suffocating to death in ecstasy.

"Did you remember to pick up paper towels?"
"The store was sold out Honey, the chap at the register said a local pulled a Reverse Goatse last night..
I know..
I couldn't believe it either!"

by MaxJohnson June 25, 2022

goat rammer

Ramming Inner part of female (Human) vagina located above the g-spot easier to find then the g-spot and allows for great pleasure

I'm going to ram you goat
your a goat rammer
tom rams goats

by Tom65 May 18, 2007