Graped

When someone posts on someone's google+ profile posing as the profile's owner usually to make the profile owner look like a creep.

Ste graped me.

by Steve Slater September 23, 2011

Grape Prancing

Grape Prancing: the act of stomping grapes to make wine like a tourist.

Someone who always wanted to stomp grapes for wine but doesn't want to get too dirty. So while the original grape smashers are stepping away like it's nothing, the tourist is kinda prancing around, giggling like a fool, and not really doing much work but taking up space.

Being a I love Lucy fan, Kim always wanted to go to a grape stomp but after less then a minute of Grape Prancing she was told to leave.

by Thulsa Doom October 25, 2011

Grape marathon

This is a drink made with grape vodka and red bull.

Can I have a grape marathon?

by Hawthorne place May 25, 2013

Grape Jelly Taco

It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.

Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.

by xXN0XSK0PEX69X420Xx November 20, 2013

Grapefruit

A large tropical citrus fruit with a very sweet taste to it. Also can be used as slang for a woman's boobs.

Oooh this grapefruit is swwweeeeeeeettttt.
Did you see the grapefruit's on that girls chest?!

by The whitest cracker in town December 29, 2014

Grape crepe

When you tuck your dick in between your legs to the left and pull your balls up and forward from the right side and cross your legs

So I was totally ready to jump his bone when I opened the door and there he was all grape creped out on the bed

by TwuntPunt June 27, 2015

Grapescriminate

Originally formulated from a conversation about frozen grapes and grapes in general.
To grapescriminate is to discriminate against a grape based on what type it is.

Used mostly in a positive way, like the example.

"Man, I love grapes so much! What is your favorite kind?"
"I love them all! I don't grapescriminate!"

by roboboy July 12, 2015