1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck!" even at the mention of said the tard.
2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.
2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.
1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?"
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."
2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"
ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."
2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"
ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."
by wwjd25 August 25, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. by sigma cheecks February 12, 2025
Get the Fucktardmug. 
People, when at the time of conception, the best part of what could of been them, ran down the crack of their mother's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.
He's been trying to figure that out for an hour, being the fucktard he is, he won't ask for help.
I was asked to fix what he "fixed" yesterday, because he's a fucktard!
I was asked to fix what he "fixed" yesterday, because he's a fucktard!
by The Klover December 10, 2023
Get the FUCKTARDmug. by Jaxtrax69 May 29, 2017
Get the Fucktardedmug. Someone who is extremely stupid. You cannot comprehend how stupid they are. There are no words to describe them so you make one up yourself. It is a perfect combination of fuck + retard.
by immabitfreakish December 7, 2019
Get the Fucktardmug. Def. 1, A Person that is compleatly oblivious of being used for sex
Def. 2, To express to another with anger that they are Stupid as all hell
Def. 3, Shorthand for Fucking Retarded.
Def. 4, When someone doesnt realize they are being made fun of, Joked, or Pranked. Goes hand in hand with Def. 3. Can also be someone that realizes your making fun of them but they act like they dont care.
Def. 2, To express to another with anger that they are Stupid as all hell
Def. 3, Shorthand for Fucking Retarded.
Def. 4, When someone doesnt realize they are being made fun of, Joked, or Pranked. Goes hand in hand with Def. 3. Can also be someone that realizes your making fun of them but they act like they dont care.
Example Def. 1, "Hey Johny I got this new FuckTard, All we do is have sex"
Example Def. 2 & 3, "Tashana you are a FuckTard, Why did you stop at a green light"
Example Def. 4, "Hey Sammy, Johns such a FuckTard I told him he didnt have shit for brains and he just said thanks I get it from my momma"
Example Def. 2 & 3, "Tashana you are a FuckTard, Why did you stop at a green light"
Example Def. 4, "Hey Sammy, Johns such a FuckTard I told him he didnt have shit for brains and he just said thanks I get it from my momma"
by RomieG January 5, 2011
Get the FuckTardmug.