Nigel No Friends

A person that is without friends.

See Australianism or Aussieism

That guy is such a Nigel No Friends.

by Woohzal March 11, 2008

freedom fries

'Patriotic' Americans showing just how stupid they are, since french fries are not named after the French but refer to how the potatoes are cut up (frenched) and are actually thought to have originated in Belgium.

Franch sucks! Let's rename french fries FREEDOM FRIES! That'll show them dumb Frenchies how superior the USA is to them, even though by doing this we are showing how bad our education system is! Yah!

by Tard July 29, 2003

waffle fries

A mound of unusual looking potatoes that are never salted enough that we love to chew on and tell Chik-Ployees to give us for free around the texarkana area, sometimes demanded with a chicken sandwich.

Give me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries... for FREE! NOW!!! Stop looking at the floor and get me my sammich!!!

by DJ Static November 28, 2007

boy friend

The male who points to you and says "that's my girlfriend." The one who called you up just to say hi and hear your voice. The male who can't think of anything but you and tells all his friends about you.

Guy: See that beautiful lady over there?
Friend: Yeah, she's hot
Guy: She's my girlfriend

Girl: See that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah
Girl: He's my boy friend

by stubbornNik December 28, 2005

Loser Friendly

A term for a business establishment that allows people to smoke inside, like a bar in a state where that is still legal. This could also be a hotel that still has smoking rooms or a gas station or stop-and-rob mini mart where losers are allowed to light up. A loser friendly establishment smells like cigarettes, so normal people will not want to be in there.

That store is loser friendly, so let's go someplace else.

by chuckybubbles November 22, 2011

Friend

A friend is someone who actually gives a fuck about you when no one else does.

I don't know where I would be without my friend George.

by bobberto April 18, 2012

Freedom Fries

What you call French fries when you want to be really patriotic (read: moronic).

I love Freedom Fries and God bless America!!

by ~souba~ December 28, 2005