Benjamin friends

friends who are around certain people that have money, but as soon as the money runs out they're gone

Man' that guy had a bunch of friends at the party.
yea... they're all benjamin friends....

by COLGAR November 30, 2009

Best Friendship-dom

A very beautiful and creative term to describe the intensely, psychoticly, stupid relationship between two homosapiens that find a deep connection in their idiocracy. :)

Person 1: "Wow, they're really close."

Person 2: "Yeah, they are."

Person 1: "They're like, best friends."

Person 2: "Nahh, closer. Like best friendship-dom."

by Selkirk April 8, 2010

Average friends

When two or more friends engage in average friendly banter/conversation, casually.

So there we were, just a few average friends sitting around chewing gum with some casual laughs and stock conversation topics.

Timothy: What were you up to last night, Michael?
Michael: Oh not much, just hung out with some average friends and exchanged standard, run-of-the-mill stories about generalizations.

by FWSScontact January 7, 2013

Advanced Friends

A horrific twilight zone experienced by relationships stuck between "just friends" and "friends with benefits", similar to a couple that is "friends without benefits". Thus, advanced friends find themselves in a situation where they are technically in a relationship, yet are in reality just friends because they rarely, if ever, participate in activities expected of a true relationship.

A: "Aren't they dating?"

B: "Yeah, but they're more like advanced friends. They barely do anything together."

A: "Really? That's a shame."

B: "I know right, they hardly even hold hands or hug."

by Sigmar Heldenhammer April 29, 2013

Special Needs Friends

One of those friends that can't seem to do anything without your help.

Tony is one of those Special Needs Friends that can't even break up with someone without assistance.

I'm not inviting any of my Special Needs Friends to this party, because I want to have some fun.

by connicka January 29, 2012

Night time friends

Night time friends are people you first meet during the night time most of the time at parties and then one day you see them in public and aren't sure to say hi or not because it may or may not be awkward as fuck

Yea so I saw this dude that I met at the party last night, at Walmart and we made really awkward eye contact. I guess were only night time friends.

by Mznasty March 2, 2014

National best friends day

October 15th the day when you do things for you best friend to show you appreciate them and if the don’t interact back sorry but y’all are not real friends hope your October 15th is great

I hope Kiki interacts back on national best friends day because if she don’t we are real friends

by Unicorn.eat.glue October 10, 2019