A girl or guy you keep around to make yourself appear more attractive. They usually have some outstanding quality like humor that makes them worth having around.
Bertha is funny,sweet and smart but she is my fat friend so everytime we hit up the club i get all the guys and the attention.
by nina Campbell October 29, 2007
Get the fat friend mug.These mammals are extremely overprotective of their "Diet" food. If approached while they are consuming, the obese creature will attack with cow-like reflexes. When told to go on a diet, they will tend to bitch and moan about how they lost 3 pounds over the past 5 months.
Skinny person: Frank you really need to go on a diet.
Frank: Suck my dick!
Skinny person: Whens the last time YOU saw your dick?
Frank: ...You jerk! *cries and eats bucket of ice cream*
Skinny person: I hate fat people.
Frank: Suck my dick!
Skinny person: Whens the last time YOU saw your dick?
Frank: ...You jerk! *cries and eats bucket of ice cream*
Skinny person: I hate fat people.
by maxmus45 September 8, 2008
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Get the fat doink mug.A supposed insult that office PC users use to mock their best friend's weight when they get yelled at in a Fortnite game. The exact meaning behind the phrase is still unknown due to the creator's refusal to explain himself, but many assume it refers to massive gastric inflations in one's body.
Friend: "I told you to revive me."
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"
by queque12345 February 8, 2022
Get the Fat Asshole Farting Toxic mug.He's obsessed with big lesbians, he's been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he's not really so fat, but that's how he hits with a hook or a slice
Fat Mike I gotta let you know
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet
by lane October 3, 2004
Get the Fat Mike mug.A vagina which has a swolen, or very fat set of lips. Usually the cause of camel toe, when tight clothes are worn.
by Jubba55 October 14, 2008
Get the Fat Taco mug."Why do Alex and all his friends drive fat back trucks?"
"Your mom drives a fat back and she has a greasy mullet."
"Your mom drives a fat back and she has a greasy mullet."
by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008
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