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fastfuck

a sex act commited in a hurry
"I'm going to be late for work, but thanks for the fastfuck!"
by werty April 24, 2003
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fasturbating

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible
I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.
by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009
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Fiesta Fasting

The act of deliberately choosing not to eat before partying in order to get drunker much faster than normal.
John knows he's going to have to play catch-up at the party, so he plans on fiesta fasting beforehand in order to elevate his buzz to a whole new level.
by mad_mike701 August 31, 2011
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Fasterer

Faster than faster than fast
bro you can get there way fasterer in a holden
by Tajnost January 5, 2011
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Fastest man-made object

On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.
Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.
by Zach Drahbege January 12, 2009
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Fastest man-made object

On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.
Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.
by Zach Drahbege January 12, 2009
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Man Fasting

The act of purging the male species from your life in every way for a defined amount of time due to an overload of douchebags and the need for a cleansing.

A way to reboot your current frame of mental reference of the male species.
Well I've meet 5 guys in the last two months and all of them lied about being married, having girlfriends, or their penis size. After this last one I'm man fasting for at least 30 days, I am way over due for a cleansing.
by bakchoy March 29, 2010
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