Fingerer's Remorse

The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.

I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.

by Meg Nutman January 16, 2020

Devil Fingered

Something that a lot of wroetoshaw fans want to know the definition to

Person 1: “ what’s that?”
Person 2: “ a wroetoshaw fan wanting to know the definition to devil fingered

by Kxle4567 February 6, 2020

little fingered

1) To be manipulated by an older man, whose ultimate goal is to sleep with you.

2) To be tricked or deceived

Jane didn't realize she was being little fingered by her dad's best friend when he offered her the baby sitting job.

by Shawnyman11988 September 5, 2017

Finger Knives

The downscaled version of finger guns. Instead of pretending like your fingers are guns, you use stabbing motions with your fingers to recreate the cat of stabbing

Friend 1: Alright, I gotta go, see ya!
Friend 2: *Finger Knives* Later dude!

by An_Ok_Dumbass October 27, 2017

Holy Fingers

The name you are entitled to after you finger a christian woman.

"Did you hear Gimmy has the holy fingers?"

by odorousnow April 23, 2016

finger fairy

When you are drifting in a nice sleep with your partner and get a nice tickle in the night

After a long day on mammoth slopes to get plowed by the finger fairy to a nice happy ending

by Vesperalpig September 24, 2016

finger clubbing

Going from orifice to orifice with ones finger, like one would go club to club in one evening.

Tim: "Yo, Tyrone ive been finger clubbing jenessa for the past half hour. "
Tyrone: "Nice man, Ive been finger clubbing myself."

by OldGregg2.0 September 19, 2016