feastiality

When you enjoy your meal so much, you have sex with the leftovers.

Thanksgiving was executed to such perfection that we all participated in a feastiality session afterwards.

by redderrider September 22, 2016

Faestar

The awesomest girl on H*R.net (homestarrunner.net)

Faestar posts smart riddles in the riddle thread

by Hooooomsar June 8, 2003

Fast Five

When you get a five minute hand job from a hooker.

Sorry i was late to work. I was getting a fast five.

by Mr. Skruff2356 May 31, 2011

fastpoke

maybe they're the opposite of a slowpoke

fastpokes

fastpoke sounds like british slang for sex

you up for a fastpoke? pip pip cheerio :~)

by Insert Random Pseudonym Here December 31, 2013

fast

GranaDy!

GranaDy is the definition of fast.

by birb the topic man August 7, 2021

Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell

An Olympic Qualifying Boxer with four "World Records"; including the infamous Guinness World Record for the "Fastest Punch" and three Record Setter World Records of "The Longest Punch" (10' and 10"), "The Most Speed Bag Punches in a Minute" (581) and "The Most Contact Punches in a Minute" (900, 15 per second)-he is also the writer of "The Tangibility of Nothingness" which is the mathematical equivalence of the "Third Number" in mathematics personified by perpetual non-empty functional sets.

Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell is an extremely good boxer with a punch measuring over 44 mph, (70.8 kph).

by SCIENTIST March 25, 2013

fastidious

in a hurry to tidy dirty areas.

uhh...my mom iz on her way home and the place is a lil dirty, so i was fastidious and tidied up tha place

by Eman9x1x2 January 22, 2009