epic fail

The words are self-explanatory; inspired from games like Guitar Hero, the words are used when someone fails to complete something, or made fun of him/herself while doing so.
Speaker 1: Dude, im so gonna make this basket!
*he misses
Speaker 2: Haha, epic fail man.
by CutthroatCasey January 16, 2009
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senses fail

a crappy band that sings like a fart is trying to be let loose, but good guitar and scraming, and terrible horrible crappy lyrics
wow, i just saw senses fail in concert, i guess i'd rather be cutting my legs off
by nargletone October 16, 2005
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Fail like a Whale

A fucking retard thing some douchebag says to be funny.
by americanaidan November 23, 2010
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epic fail imminent

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation
In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>
by epicpwner v.2 March 15, 2008
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massive truck of fail

This example is a massive truck of fail.
by Lakerr November 19, 2007
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Set Sail for Fail

A term used as a warning of predicted impending failure. Generally the phrase relates to any situation where the outcome has been perceived as unlikey to gather the desired result (Fail) and yet still that course of action is chosen anyway due to either ignorance, arrogance or both.

The term is also known as "boarding the failboat". A Failboat representing the action/activity that is deemed to likely end in a Fail. Noobs tend to be the captains of such vessels.
Dude1: "Guys, I'm gonna drive, I really wanna drive."
Dude2: "You've had way too much of the juice man, why don't you let one of us drive?"
Dude1: "Don't be boring man, you know i'm a faster and better driver than you guys anyway" *Rushes to the car and into the driver's seat*
Dude3: "Set sail for fail guys."
by SPiggs April 12, 2009
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Death-Fail Sunday

An alternative title for "Easter", that celebrates death-fail in the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
"Dude, Jesus freaking pwned on Death-Fail Sunday!"
by ForeverOverthinking April 07, 2009
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