Golden experience Requiem shit

A shit when right as you get up you gotta shit again, this loop goes on for a long time

The golden experience requiem shit left on the toilet for 3 and a half hours.

by British better than french March 3, 2025

inspired expection

An upbeat-minded prediction of future events regarding whether da cops will notice da no-longer-valid vehicle-exam sticker on your windshield.

I saw a car today dat had a garage-check label from three years ago --- da owner must possess a really "inspired expection" to risk blatantly ignoring da BMV laws for dat long a time!

by QuacksO March 14, 2026

Religious experience

Walking endlessly with the peakest of music on, Geese

I had religious experience yesterday
I walked for miles, listening to Geese.

by ihateithereplzzzhelp March 16, 2026

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 21, 2025

immediate experience

Immediate experience is the raw, unfiltered sensory and emotional input that occurs in the present moment, before any conscious interpretation or reflection. It is the direct, subjective perception of the world, such as the physical sensation of touching something hot or the smell of baking bread. In contrast, mediate experience involves a subsequent layer of thought where the initial perception is analyzed, judged, or understood based on prior knowledge and beliefs.

Scrolling through Instagram is cool, but sometimes I miss the immediate experience of just enjoying a sunset without thinking about how to capture it for likes.

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

Currie-Caring Experiment

The Currie-Caring Experiment, developed by Dr. Cam Currie of the University of Winchester, is a classic teenage social experiment, in which one friend ceases communication with another friend to see if they do in fact care for the other. Results of this experiment vary; some people are horrified to find that their "friend" does not in fact care, while others are pleasantly delighted to find that their friend really does care about them. Use of the Currie-Caring Experiment is suggested only in dire situations.

Guy: Have you talked to Natalie recently?
Girl: No, I was unsure about our friendship so I started a Currie-Caring experiment with her. It's not going well so far...

Guy: I'm sorry... I hope things get better, she's always been really great to you!
Girl: Thanks, guy.

by drcam March 20, 2012

The Mexican Experience

The act recieving anal sex while being a taco

"Hey man remember when we gave that girl The Mexican Experience last night?"

by Brianjackedhannah January 24, 2017