Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
by Engineer Gaming Tf2 March 8, 2021
Get the engineermug. red 2fort intel room: "YEEEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! -EEEEEEHA- THAT ENGINEE- WOOOOOOOO- THAT ENGINEE-THAT ENGINEER'S A SP-THAT ENGI- *killbind* IIIIIIIINCOMIN' *ubercharged blu heavy noises followed immediately by dead heavy noise 10 seconds later* much obliged- *sentry repair noises* THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! sentry comin' up! eeeeeerectin' a dispenser! teleporter comi'- *wrench whack noi-* THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! THAT ENGINEER'S A SP- THAT ENGINEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, THA- wewewewwwewewewewwewweweweeweewewewewewwewewewwewewewewewewwewe have taken the enemy inteli- spah sapp-spah sappi'n mah-spah s-spah sappi'n mah sentreh! spy:" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" much obliged! thanks for the ride, par-THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, THAT ENGINEE- THAT E- THAT ENGINEER'- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, "victory", *angry chat noises*"
by UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE November 24, 2020
Get the engineermug. the opposite of a nice guy.
An atypical software engineer, who identifies with the leetcode grind, has a weird nickname on github, is obsessed with bullying Belarusian girls and does things outside of being a techies (crashing into lorries) 😇🥺🤝🙄
An atypical software engineer, who identifies with the leetcode grind, has a weird nickname on github, is obsessed with bullying Belarusian girls and does things outside of being a techies (crashing into lorries) 😇🥺🤝🙄
boy: ya I drink cReAtInE (I hate leg day) and play football (yoooo Messi & Ronaldo are my broooosss). I don't wanna talk about my tech job.
girl: you're a bullyboi engineer (just stupido)
girl: you're a bullyboi engineer (just stupido)
by zabaleraa December 12, 2023
Get the bullyboi engineermug. by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018
Get the Mortal Enginesmug. by SuckDiep March 21, 2023
Get the Environmental engineermug. by My comfy pipes December 18, 2019
Get the Merlin vacuum enginemug. one of those sayings where you had to be there.
by ghyalboss March 3, 2023
Get the she’s sharting her enginemug.